Shit Brittney Says

The Girl Code Constitution

by Brittney Cason on August 22, 2011 at 12:08PM

Since I keep seeing girl-on-girl hate crimes being committed, spanning from elementary school to adulthood, I feel compelled to put my pen down and write a “Girl Code Amendment” — kinda like the Constitution of Female Behavior that should be considered law. Repeat after me. Thou shall not call another girl ugly, fat or insult her outfit without looking in the mirror first.

Brittney Cason is getting married

by Brittney Cason on August 9, 2011 at 9:50AM

Well, I am signing a contract. Same thing, right?

Daddy's Little Girl

by Brittney Cason on July 20, 2011 at 11:20AM

She got it from her mama, and I meanwhile, got it from my daddy ... the random, unfiltered shit I say, that is. While I was in town for the wedding in which I was nearly arrested for pedophilia (not really) after "catching" the bouquet and a 5-year-old caught the garter, I did some bonding time with my old man. As in my dad, not one of my older boyfriends. And here are some of the things he said — Sh!t My Dad Says (I wish I thought to start a Twitter page and then have a book based off it, and then a TV show — but I'm not that smart):

Sh!t Brittney Says, takes the comedy stage

by Brittney Cason on July 11, 2011 at 10:37AM

My friends and I keep a quote book to document the funny things we say, and the random shit that comes out of my unfiltered mouth. So here's a glimpse into my private quote book in regards to my conversations about mating and dating, and another installment of Sh!t Brittney says: