A dream wedding



Most young girls dreams of their wedding day. And right now they're all dreaming of Kate Middleton's, for the fairytale royal wedding is coming up April 29. "What will the future princess wear?" is the big pressing question, and vendors are capitalizing on royal wedding "collectibles" from stamps to dolls — there's even a royal wedding refrigerator ... why?!

I hope they run the commercials for these products during episodes of Hoarders, because I can't think of any other market for such collectible crap.


Call me crazy (which you have every right to do) but I never had those childhood fantasies of my wedding day. Here's what I imagine my wedding day to be:

ME: "Hey baby what do you want to do today, since we both have the day off."

HIM: "Wanna go to courthouse and get married?"

ME: "Sure, can we go to Chick-Fil-A after?"

... and they lived happily ever after

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