Friday, May 27, 2011

Kung Fu Panda 2: Sets appeal

Posted By on Fri, May 27, 2011 at 2:59 PM

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By Matt Brunson

KUNG FU PANDA 2

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DIRECTED BY Jennifer Yuh

STARS Jack Black, Angelina Jolie

Hollywood's obsession with 3-D — or, more accurately, the extra bucks it generates — is so out of hand that it would hardly surprise me to learn that 3-D remakes of Scenes from a Marriage and My Dinner with Andre are in the works. Yet for all of its uselessness when it comes to live-action films not named Avatar, the gimmick is a logical fit when it comes to animated efforts, as witnessed by its employment in (among others) Toy Story 3, Despicable Me and now Kung Fu Panda 2.

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Greatest Movie Ever Sold: Worth the cost, but just barely

Posted By on Fri, May 27, 2011 at 2:58 PM

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By Matt Brunson

POM WONDERFUL PRESENTS: THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER SOLD

**1/2

DIRECTED BY Morgan Spurlock

STARS Morgan Spurlock, Ralph Nader

Just how big of a camera hog is Morgan Spurlock, the documentarian best known for the immensely entertaining Super Size Me? Let's just say that if someone placed him next to Michael Moore, the Fahrenheit 9/11 filmmaker would suddenly appear as reclusive as the late J.D. Salinger by comparison.

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Virginia Foxx's latest: defund medical schools that teach abortion prodecures

Posted By on Fri, May 27, 2011 at 1:39 PM

Noted North Carolina half-wit (and U.S. 5th District congresswoman) Virginia Foxx has jumped to the top of the pile of GOP lawmakers who've been competing to claim the mantle of Most Opposed to Abortion. Outdoing her colleagues, Foxx sponsored an amendment, which passed this week,  taking away all federal funds for any medical schools that teach students how to perform abortions. Luckily, Foxx's amendment is tacked onto the bill to repeal health care reform, which is slated to pass as soon as I win the Powerball lottery.

Foxx gained national fame, or notoriety, during the health care reform debates when she said one of the results of reform would be that Americans could be "put to death by their government," and that health care reform was more dangerous to the American people than terrorism. With all the new Tea Partiers joining her in Congress, perhaps, as the BlueNC site put it, Foxx is worried she's losing her spot as the dimmest bulb in Congress. This latest venture ought to seal the deal for her, although there's still a chance Louie Gohmert of Texas or Steve King of Iowa could launch comebacks.

Next up from the GOP? A bill to ban the word “abortion” from the dictionary; a ban on all medical procedures beginning with the letter A; and defunding of all federal roads that lead to, or go by, any clinics or hospitals where abortions are performed.

And you thought YOUR representative was a screwball
  • And you thought YOUR representative was a screwball

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Get a feel for what it's like to be a farmer

Posted By on Fri, May 27, 2011 at 1:34 PM

Don't you want to look this cute? (Photo credit: Jason Adams)
  • Don't you want to look this cute? (Photo credit: Jason Adams)

Breathe Magazine writer Jodi Helmer* recently spent a weekend at Fickle Creek Farm, in Elfin, N.C., and you can, too.

Here are a couple snippets from her experience:

“If the steers start charging towards you, take a low, wide stance and block their path.”

My eyes dart from the three five-month-old steers in their corral to Farm Manager Brian Horton.

“You want me to step into the path of a charging steer?”

When I signed on for a weekend at Fickle Creek Farm, a 61-acre sustainable farm in rural Efland, NC, I imagined idyllic farm chores like bottle-feeding lambs and collecting eggs in a wicker basket; the possibility of being trampled by cattle never entered my mind.

Once out of their dusty corral, the steers trot along the narrow path, stopping to munch on tufts of grass. In their apparent excitement, the frisky young boys kick up their heels, their bovine bodies dancing in the spring sunshine. And then it happens—halfway to the pasture, one of the steers turns around and starts racing towards us.

“Get wide and low,” Brian calls to me.

Against my better judgment, I plant my feet and spread my arms. The steer sees us blocking his path, stops in his tracks and turns back towards the pasture.

“See? I told you he would put on the brakes.”

Experiences like this are the reasons guests participate in stays at Fickle Creek Farm. Academics-turned-farmers, Ben Bergmann and Noah Ranells opened the farm to overnight guests in 2004.

Read the entire article here, and find out how the author overcomes her fear of birds while on the hunt for eggs.

Sounds like fun to me. Who's up for a road trip?

Jodi is also the author of The Green Year: 365 Small Things You Can Do to Make a Big Difference.

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Funeral Vultures' bill would help line their own pockets

Posted By on Fri, May 27, 2011 at 1:32 PM

Charlotte state Rep. Fred Alexander is co-sponsoring a bill that nearly made me lose my breakfast when I first heard of it. Alexander, a Democrat and funeral director, co-sponsored House bill 664, which I’m calling the Vulture-Enabling Sales-Booster Act, along with fellow funeral home director Rep. Jamie Boles, a Republican from Southern Pines.

The bill, which passed the House Wednesday and now heads to the Senate, would allow funeral home directors or employees speedy access to — get this — the details of the deceased’s life insurance policy. Life insurance benefits are often the main source of financing for many people’s funeral costs, and this bill would make it easier for funeral homes to determine just how much is in the kitty, so to speak, before cranking up the casket and vault sales pitches. I mean, you want to be prepared when hustling the grieving family, right? The bill directs life insurance companies to tell funeral homes, upon request:

(1) The existence of any contract insuring the life of the deceased person.

(2)  Any beneficiaries on record under any life insurance contract insuring the life of the deceased person.

(3)  The amount of any liens or loans outstanding on the policy.

(4)  The amount of benefits payable to the beneficiaries.

(5)  Whether the policy has been reinstated within the last 24 months.

Just because there's a holiday coming up, that doesn’t mean our fine public servants can’t find ways to use their elected office to make their real jobs more profitable. Sorry, I have to end this now, I think I’m going to be sick again.

Coincidentally, one of my favorite CDs of 2009.
  • Coincidentally, one of my favorite CDs of 2009.

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A tribute to the Harry Potter films

Posted By on Fri, May 27, 2011 at 11:39 AM

As you consider your options of films to watch this Memorial Day weekend, keep in mind that it's only a matter of 49 days, or a mere seven weeks, until the final installment of the Harry Potter franchise is released. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 opens on July 15.

To hold you over, consider watching this homage to the Harry Potter films, by YouTube artist Genrocks. As an avid Harry Potter fan, I felt chills, reliving the past seven movies in a matter of four minutes.

From the YouTube page:

Over the years, the Harry Potter series has had a very special place in my heart. With the final film coming out in 50 days, I thought it would be a good time to look back at the journey we've taken with the film versions of JK Rowling's unforgettable characters. A retrospective spanning all eight films, this tells the story of the bravery of children, the folly of the powerful, and the overriding force of love.

Music:

dredg - Stamp of Origin: Take a Look Around - http://tinyurl.com/3nkew46

dredg - Down to the Cellar - http://tinyurl.com/3nkew46

John Williams - Hedwig's theme - http://tinyurl.com/5rkdtsc

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Creative Loafing columnist Tara Servatius exits the airwaves

Posted By on Fri, May 27, 2011 at 10:28 AM

If you're looking to ride home with conservative WBT-AM radio host and Loafing columnist Tara Servatius, you're out of luck. According to a piece in the The Charlotte Observer today, Servatius met with WBT management at the end of her Thursday show and was told that she wouldn't be returning.

"WBT will not be renewing its employment agreement with Tara Servatius," said Heidi Raphael, vice president of corporate communication for Massachusetts-based Greater Media, which owns the station.

"We are grateful for Tara's contributions to the station, and we wish her the best," she said in a statement released Thursday night

Servatius spoke to us Friday morning and said that she will continue writing for CL, but couldn't make any further comment about her release from WBT.

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Today's Top 5: Friday

Posted By on Fri, May 27, 2011 at 8:00 AM

Here are the five best events going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, May 27, 2011 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

Food Lion Speed Street Festival, featuring Paper Tongues in Uptown Charlotte

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Sugar Glider at Amos' Southend

Cats at Belk Theater

Summer Concert Series at Blakeney Village Green

Circle K Outlaws Showdown at The Dirt Track at Charlotte Motor Speedway

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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Name Sarah Palin's new movie

Posted By on Thu, May 26, 2011 at 5:38 PM

You've no doubt heard that Sarah Palin is preparing a movie about  herself to help launch her presidential campaign. Over at Balloon Juice, they've come up with one of the funniest reader-participation ideas yet: Send in the name of the upcoming Sarah Palin film. Here are some of our favorites; check out the site for more.

From Here to Inanity

Citizen Vain

Red Yawn

Lost in Translation II

We’re Just Not That Into You

Chariots of Liar

Brainspotting

Mentl

From Within Sight of Russia With Love

Swindler’s List

Mooseferatu

The Lyin’, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Jackass 4

The Woman Who Knew Too Little

True Grift

Clueless

The Iquitarod

The Big Shill

Triumph of the Shrill

One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo’s Nest

Erasedhead.

Eternal Sunshine of the Clueless Mind

There Will Be Blood Libel

Loonraker

Bitch Blanket Bingo

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EPA coal regulations could force Duke Energy to shutter 81-year-old plant

Posted By on Thu, May 26, 2011 at 12:57 PM

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The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency's regulations for coal-fired electricity plants may close some Duke Energy plants, like the 81-year-old one on Charlotte's Mountain Island Lake (aka our drinking water).

The Riverbend coal plant (they like to call it a "steam station" because the company burns coal to heat water that morphs into steam that turns turbines that generate electricity) went online on Oct. 29, 1929. It's an easy date to remember since it's more widely known as "Black Friday," the day the Stock Market tanked and the Great Depression got kick started.

At the time, the Riverbend plant was located out in the sticks. Now, as the city inches toward it, those same dozen miles to Uptown feel a lot closer.

Most coal plants don't look like this anymore. (See photo.) It was built back when it took a village — literally, there was a village built around the plant — to build and run a coal plant. It's small, compared to the huge coal plants on Lake Norman and Lake Wylie. It's inefficient; it takes about 12 hours just to warm the 'ol girl up. And, the two high-hazard, unlined coal ash ponds behind it drain directly into Charlotte's main drinking water reservoir. It's no longer a job producer either; only a few people are there at any given time.

Those ponds probably seemed like a good idea when they were created; in fact, the first one, built in the mid-1950s, was a little ahead of its time. See, the people in the village were so tired of their houses, cars, kids and everything else being covered by black soot that they moved away and the company eventually sold and moved many of the mill-style houses. To keep much of the soot out of the air, they added precipitators, those metal structures behind the brick building, that add water to the soot to weigh it down so it can be pumped into the ponds where the sludge stands for a few days — again allowing gravity to do it's work and pull some of the yuck out — before being drained into Mountain Island Lake.

But, even that innovation (well, it was at the time) is more than 50 years old.

Here's the thing: Coal plants are only supposed to be viable for 30-40 years. That makes Riverbend the company's great grandma coal plant, and it's time to dig its grave.

Here's the other thing: Duke Energy says they're going to close the plant in a few years, but they still use it, they say, for peek energy usage periods — like when it's really hot or really cold and all of us crank up the AC or the heater at the same time. I know for a fact that they still use it because I live nearby and see the black puffs of smoke rise from the smoke stacks when it's cycled on.

However, recent EPA regulations might mean the end for Riverbend ... and it's about damn time.

Oh, P.S. Because it's such an old plant, it doesn't have many of the air quality controls on it that more modern plants include.

Happy breathing!

From Kingston, Tenn.'s Bristol News:

New regulations from the Environmental Protection Agency mean a lot of coal-fired power plants will shut down soon, said James Wood, deputy assistant secretary for the U.S. Department of Energy.

He said the approval of new rules for air pollution, water pollution and waste disposal could result in the retirement of between 35 and 70 gigawatts of coal-fired power generation nationwide, with EPA predicting much less and some analysts predicting much more.

Read the rest of this article, by Debra McCown, here.

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