What's up with the rash of female teachers engaging in sexual "relationships" with their male teenage students?  Is there something that they know of which I'm not aware? Firstly, it is illegal. Secondly, it is abusive.  Thirdly, it is perverted. Fourthly, it is immoral. Lastly, it is absurd. A teen boy? Yikes. Are women that desperate and stupid? Nah, they're predators — which is how they would be labeled if they were men.

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