Daddy's Little Girl
by
Brittney Cason
on
July 20, 2011 at 11:20AM
She got it from her mama, and I meanwhile, got it from my daddy ... the random, unfiltered shit I say, that is.
While I was in town for the wedding in which I was nearly arrested for pedophilia (not really) after "catching" the bouquet and a 5-year-old caught the garter, I did some bonding time with my old man. As in my dad, not one of my older boyfriends. And here are some of the things he said Sh!t My Dad Says (I wish I thought to start a Twitter page and then have a book based off it, and then a TV show but I'm not that smart):