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I got Spanx'ed on New Year's Eve

by Brittney Cason on January 3, 2011 at 11:43AM

While I love the start of a new year, I am not the biggest fan of New Year's Eve. It’s worse than Valentine’s Day when it comes to your friends coupling up — everyone and their mom comes out so all the bars are at fire code capacity with an inflated cover charge of $80.

Dating defined by Charlotteans

by Brittney Cason on December 30, 2010 at 10:04AM

Define "dating." When someone says "I am dating ____ (insert name)," it could mean they are boyfriend-girlfriend, they are going to the movies and out to eat on a consistent basis, they are going home together after the bars, or they're just doing the horizontal hump.

No cramming: Year-round resolutions

by Brittney Cason on December 28, 2010 at 12:17PM

Making a New Year's resolution makes about as much sense as turning a robe backward and calling it a Snuggie. But this concept, for whatever reason, appeals to the masses.

Do you have a fear of falling?

by Brittney Cason on December 21, 2010 at 9:44AM

Have you ever gotten into an airplane with a parachute strapped to your back, only to cling to the side of the plane — literally or metaphorically? Or sat in your cubicle browsing the Internet for other jobs in Charlotte, to close out of the Web browser — and then fight traffic on 77 to just go home where you feel most comfortable?

Toys for twats: Xmas at The Men's Club

by Brittney Cason on December 17, 2010 at 3:12PM

'Tis the season of giving ... and receiving lap dances apparently. Every year, for the past 10 years, a group of gentlemen I know all congregate over the holidays at a gentlemen’s club for Operation X-mas Child — putting the X in X-mas.

Singled out in Charlotte

by Brittney Cason on December 16, 2010 at 12:50PM

Last week I threw a holiday dinner party that would’ve made a Johnson & Wales professor proud — or at least the deli person at Harris Teeter. So what if I served everyone on little kid zoo paper plates?

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