Sailing on the Railing:
Gloria Monday, bright and merry,
Climbed aboard the Brighton ferry
And crossed the storm-tossed Bay of Fundy.
A rugged crossing, tossing, turning,
Left poor Glorys stomach churning.
Oh, sick transit, Gloria Monday.
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