The CLog
“Sailing on the Railing:
Gloria Monday, bright and merry,
Climbed aboard the Brighton ferry
And crossed the storm-tossed Bay of Fundy.
A rugged crossing, tossing, turning,
Left poor Glory’s stomach churning.
Oh, sick transit, Gloria Monday.”
— The Best of the World’s Worst Poetry: 20 Very Odd Years of Outfrontery, by Doug Robarchek (Main Street Rag; $14; now available)
