Jack White has become a kind of Golden God on the music landscape these days where everything he touches turns to gold in some form or another.

I'm really hoping this is some kind of joke, because it sounds like crap. Jack White, Jeff the Brotherhood, Insane Clown Posse and Mozart have all been mixed together for a song called "Leck Mich Im Arsch."

Did you think that just because Jack White teamed up with the clowns that they'd sound good? Or that Mozart might become more modern. It's exactly what you'd expect — bad rapping over Mozart music with some electric guitar mixed in. It's going to be released on Third Man Records, but you can hear it below if you'd like.

You know... just because you can record something, doesn't mean you should.

Insane Clown Posse - Leck Mich Im Arsch by Third Man Records

And the preview: