Lady Gaga in prison... kind of... for horrible "Telephone" video

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Lady Gaga and Beyonce's new video for "Telephone" has hit the InterWebs and garnered half a million hits in just a few hours — why?

Most likely because of a scantily clad Gaga in prison making out with women and the majority of it is laughable... The part where Gaga makes a sandwich is pretty f'n pointless, too. It sure as hell is not because it's a good song. The song sucks, actually. It's great that Beyonce can rhyme "faster" with "faster" and the song revolves around rhyming "telephone" with "telephone"... It basically lets people know you can make a song about absolutely anything and people will listen to it. I weep for the future.

And what's up with Lady Gaga, Beyonce and phones? They did a \\\<\/param\>\\<\/param\>\\<\/param\>\\<\/embed\>\<\/object\> for a song called "Video Phone" that was just as repetitive and awful as the new song.

Anyway, here's the video:

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Gaga should be in prison for real for making such an outrageously shitty video and song.

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