Lady Gaga, the pop tart of the moment, claims that she has spent so much money on her wardrobe that she's broke.

You'd think that someone who goes around without pants would actually be saving money, but I guess that's not the case. She says she's already gone bankrupt four times. When you perform "music of the moment" and aren't creating something to last, what do you expect?

Seriously... is anyone going to be listening to that wretched song "Pokerface" next month, let alone next year? And lyrics like "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick" are not going to take you very far.

Here's one more example of her "fantastic" fashion sense: