Valentines Day, other wise known as the Hallmark and other fine retailers make a profit day, is more of a holiday for the economy than anything else. For couples, its an excuse to go out to eat, exchange presents and have sex. But for single people, its the best night to go out especially for guys looking to get laid. What?... Im just being honest. It weeds out all those in a relationship so its a free-for-all and a solid opportunity to meet other single people.
If you dont want a prefix three course meal at an expensive steak house when you dont even eat meat, well dont worry because there is plenty to do otherwise.
I present to you the Fuck Valentines Day party menu...
Tonight at Snug Harbor is Shiprockeds Fuck Romance, Lets Dance. But for D-Day, er, I mean, V-Day...
* Wave your freak flag at Purgatory XLII: St. Valentines Day Massacure where you will find erotic acts, interactive fetish play areas, and a human red carpet... literally a carpet of people, probably red because theyre bleeding from people digging their heels into them.
* Luv Sux at Howl at the Moon with games including Nuts N Bolts and Buckets N Balls.
If you bring a mutilated picture of your ex youll receive discounted admission? What is up with all this mutilating and shredding of pictures? I found it just as effective to simply delete photos from Facebook and removing them from your desktop... But do what you gotta do.
* MingleBerry is having a Single's Mingle: An Anti-Valentine's Day Party For the Non Lover in You at The Ember Grille within the Westin.
Since Valentines Day falls on a Saturday it seems to be Valentines Weekend in the Charlotte nightlife scene... as if one night wasnt enough. But its Friday the 13th... either something freaky is set to happen or people all over the country are just going to get their freak on.
Cason-Point: The Great American Makeout at the EpiCentre hosted by Justin Bobby from MTVs The Hills.
Am I normal because I have no idea who that is? And by the EpiCentre they mean Blackfinn where theyre having a VIP dinner at 7 p.m. followed by frisky festivities at Whisky River including the record-setting smooch. Benefit the Childrens Heart Foundation by swapping spit with a stranger.
Also on Friday the 13th...
The Anti-Valentines Single Beer Pong Tournament at Alley Cat. No partner, no problem theres no teams for the Friday the 13th King of the Hill Tournament!
And if you are taking the bitter bus out this weekend, why not go to Angry Ales for their Anti-Valentines Day party?
And because laughing is so much more fun than going to the Bitter Ball... The Chuckleheads are having a fundraising party at Beef O Bradys in Fort Mill on Friday and Last Comic Standings Dale Jones is going to be at ALIVE on Saturday.
And for guys really needing to get laid, Girls Gone Wild is going to be at BAR Charlotte... of course.
And for another installment of Brittneys Random Revelations...
Although the thought is sweet I dont fully understand the concept of giving cookies and chocolates via Facebook... is that like the diet form of giving sweets to sweeties. And why do guys think its a good idea to get grown women stuffed animals? What are we, 10? We decorate our bed with throw pillows... not teddy bears. I even covered this on ESPNUs Campus Connections Valentines Day segment.