Each Friday, we'll bring you 10 random CD reviews done in 10 words.

Ala Muerte Santa Elena — Sleepy-sounding group will be at the Milestone in November.

Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season — Hard to get past disgusting album cover for bad metalcore.

Dark Dark Dark The Snow Magic — Somber, circus-sounding quartet with lackluster harmonies offer debut disc.

Electric Touch Electric Touch — Pop and rock come together with hint of the ’80s.

Hey! Brontosaurus Life Stars — Rock outfit borrows a little too much from The Clash.

Mary Mary The Sound — Meant for random dance clubs, duo releases 12 forgettable tracks.

The Tony Rich Project Exist — Straight-up R&B with so much falsetto it's almost cheesy.

Three Second Kiss Long Distance — Stop-start funky rock leaves a lot to be desired.

Various Fabric 43: Metro Area — 23 horrible tracks of disco/techno with worst intro ever.

Michelle Williams Unexpected — One-third of Destiny’s Child releases over-produced third disc.

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