OK, I dropped a proverbial Cleveland Steamer on Ann Coulter earlier today, now it's time to diss Nancy Grace.

Wow, she's a fucking psycho. Have you ever watched this show? It's probably the most sensational, smear-tactic-filled piece of yellow journalism I have ever witnessed. And, yes, I watch the shit every damn day.

Jesus save me!

Usually, her crappy program focuses on numerous true-crime personalities, but lately she's been focused on one person in particular: Casey Anthony the "Tot Mom," mother of the now-dead child Caylee Anthony. Every episode of Grace's show talks about Caylee and her "Tot Mom." It's bizarre. And hilarious.

I'm glad Nancy exists because she brings me lots of joy, but she is one crazy old lady.

Check out her nutty ass in action:

Everyone's looking for bailout money, including Santa. Sure, the video has been out a while, but considering the times, I think it's appropriate.

When your boyfriend/husband is acting up, disrespects you, gets you a thoughtless gift, and/or is misbehaving, there is only one thing to do. That's right, ladies: throw him in the doghouse!

Now there is a website out there that makes this messy job a lot easier. Go to BewareOfTheDogHouse.com to post his sorry-ass photo on the dog house wall for all to see (reference image below). Many go in, and few ever make it out.

• These misbehaving dudes ended up in the Dog House!

What's it like inside the Doghouse, you ask? Check it out

• A little glimpse into the Doghouse. Check out the link above to get the full tour!

But if that's too harsh, you have the option of sending him a warning to let him know that he is THIS close to ending up in the d-house.

Do what you gotta do!

A couple years ago, everyone and their significant other tried to make their baby have a unique name. It started with Aiden, which then became Jayden, which became Caden or Brayden.

OK, note to parents — your child is no longer unique and is going to be in school with 150 other kids with a similar name as him. Want a unique name? How about Steve — it's number 100.

Meanwhile, the previously named rhyming scheme are ranked 1, 2, 5 and 13, respectively.

Babycenter.com has announced the top baby names for 2008.

The top 10 boys names: Aiden, Jayden, Ethan, Jacob, Caden, Jackson, Noah, Jack, Logan, Matthew

The top 10 girls names: Emma, Sophia, Madison, Isabella, Olivia, Ava, Madeline, Addison, Hailey, Lily

I hope this isn't true.

• From thisisindexed.com

(Indexed (thisisindexed.com) is a blog that includes hand-drawn charts, graphs and venn diagrams to make fun of some things and also make sense of life. Pretty funny.)

Last weekend was the 9th Annual Santa Bar Crawl sponsored by Lazy Day. As I walked up 5th Street, bundled tightly in my pea coat and donning my gloves and scarf, I spotted a group of young women skipping up the street. They were scantily dressed in holiday colors: Their arms weren't covered, their skirts were short, and if their grandmothers had caught sight of how much cleavage they were exposing, they'd have told those young women to cover up before they caught their death of cold. Their Santa hats were probably the only warm thing on them.

Isn't this time of year a bit too cold to be slutting up a holiday? There are at least three Sexy Santa costume contests in the next two weeks: Sexy Mrs. Claus Christmas Party at Whisky River tonight, a Sexy Santa Saturday Costume Party at Kiss Lounge on Saturday and, of course, BAR Charlotte's Naughty or Nice Xmas party on Dec. 19.

Wow. That's a lot of "sexiness" for Christmas.

Yeah, I know sex sells, but do we have to slut up the holiday of good ol' St. Nick? Come on people. Youuuuuuu know what this time of year is about. In any of your favorite holiday movies, is there an underlying message of sexuality? I think not.

Besides, don't we all agree that the holiday to dress up like a slut is really Halloween? Let's reserve those barely-covering-the-necessities holiday outfits for then, shall we? If not for respect for the season, at least because it's just too damn cold to be walking around Uptown half-naked.

A month after the election, the craze for "Obamabilia" is still going strong, according to a story from the San Diego CityBeat.

I perused eBay this morning to see what kinds of options are out there.

The Obama Bobble Head Figure.

The Barack Obama Finger Puppet.

Obama Earrings.

The Washington City Paper posted a blog about a 35-year-old Centreville man who put up a Craigslist ad looking for a date to the Inauguration next month. He’s got two tickets and an all-access pass to the night’s balls and off-shoot parties.

According to the post, "packages like that are being auctioned on eBay for upward of $7,000. A date with Harris is free—and hard to come by."

The post also gives details on how you might stand out to be chosen as the lucky girl.

Note: The man will not pay for travel expenses, so don't even ask. Good luck!

This story will make you break out your cellphone manual and find out how to password protect or lock your photos (because we know you got freaky over the weekend).

A man who accidentally left his mobile telephone in a branch of McDonald's is suing the fast-food chain after nude photos of his wife that had been stored in the device ended up on the internet. Philip Sherman says he was promised by staff at the burger restaurant in Fayette, Arkansas, that the handset would be turned off and securely stored until he could retrieve it.

Instead, he alleges that employees at the branch ended up rifling through his phone's memory, address book, text messages and library of images before posting pictures of his wife, Tina, online.

Next to the photographs, which were meant only for Mr Sherman's eyes, the miscreants added the McDonald's logo, together with its slogan "I'm lovin' it" and a caption describing Mrs Sherman as "hot like McDonald's' coffee". They also provided her name, address and contact details, prompting dozens of unwelcome letters, phone calls and emails that apparently forced the couple to move home.

The couple is suing for $3 million in damages. Sadly, I'm having images of the Ronald (seen here not looking at naked people) squealing, "Supersize me!" over a cell phone. Ultimately the moral of the story is: don't eat at McDonald's. And if you do, don't stuff your face so much that you forget and leave your celly on the greasy yellow tables.

To add to the Beyonce obsession we (and I use this term, "we," loosely) have at CL, here is the Justin Timberlake SNL spoof version of her video "Single Ladies."