Here’s a bonus Stupid Thing of the Week, just because we’re generous. Don’t forget that the anniversary of 9/11 is coming up; have you decided what you’ll be doing that day? Well, if you’re a full-on, right-wing Christian nutcase, you may want to consider joining the fine folks at the Dove World Outreach Center in Gainesville, Fla. They are tastefully “rebranding” 9/11 as International Burn A Koran Day – and that’s just what they’re gonna do! So join in the fun (here’s the group’s Facebook page), and show the superiority of conservative Christianity – by burning the holy books of other religions! The true, white, blue-eyed Christian Jesus will love ya for it!

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