And you thought KFC's Double Down sandwich was unbelievable. The cheese and bacon sandwich that uses two pieces of chicken instead of bread will go down in U.S. fast food history, but, incredibly, it has already met its match. The food website Slashfood reports that the Friendlys chain of restaurants now offer, for your arteries and stomach linings consideration, the Grilled Cheese Burger Melt, as psychotic an item as has ever graced a menu. Basically, the GCBM is a Friendlys Big Beef burger, but rather than a bun, the meat and fixins are wedged between two entire, full-sized grilled cheese sandwiches. My only question is this: Who, besides some iron-gut teenager on a dare, eats this kind of glop? The more pertinent question, though, might be Exactly how disinterested in customers health can a restaurant chain be? We dont know the answer, but you have to figure the people who run the Friendlys chain are pretty high on the Dont Give A Rats Ass Top 10 list.