Obama is an American. He was born in America. Hawaii is an American state.

But, no, really. Keep talking, wing-tards. Keep preaching your nonsensical gospel. Not only are you proving your ignorance, your constant blathering helps the smart people realize who they should avoid engaging in any type of banter with. You're obviously helpless and proof that we need more teachers, not fewer.

Next time you decide it's a good idea to shout out lies and conspiracy theories created by your rabid media leaders, remember this: Making a constant ass hat of yourself doesn't make you more patriotic, it just makes you look like, well, an angry ass hat.

Seriously. Direct your energy toward an issue that matters, something that will better our world. This one is over: Obama is an American. He won. He's our president. Get over it. You'll have a chance to support another candidate in a few years. Until then, turn off the radio and read a book.

Watch CNN's Rick Sanchez discuss the issue with FactCheck.org.