If you’ve been alive on Earth at any point in the last 30 or so years, you’ve engaged from time to time in celebrity worship. Sorry, don’t try to say you haven’t, it’s just not believable.
So, regarding Michael Jackson’s untimely death after an amazingly creative career and sad life, well, umm, I’m just saying ... can everyone start to take a deep breath before we all go as nuts as the guy who says MJ’s face has appeared on a piece of toast?
OK, a Web designer was fooling around with Photoshop and paying tribute, albeit in a really odd way, but if you’re like most people, you know at least one person who has gone off the deep end over Jackson’s demise. Try to calm them down, maybe help them make a homemade card, or video or whatever to send to the family. Just don’t fix them any toast for the time being.