Miss California Carrie Prejean stripped of title

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While others in the news business are going on and on about the white supremacist neo-Nazi shooter at the Holocaust Museum in Washington, we want to be sure you don't miss the latest in the Biggest News Story of Our Time: the saga of Carrie Prejean, Miss California USA. Or rather, the former Miss California USA. That's right, Prejean's title — which was re-fitted and re-emphasized by Donald Trump just last month — has been taken from her and handed to, umm, let's see, Tami Farrell, AKA Miss Malibu. Prejean, who is against gay marriage but for topless photos of herself, was declared a non-titlist by pageant spokesman Roger Neal who said the beauty queen had violated her contract as Miss California USA. We hate to bring you this stunning, shocking news, but we thought you'd want to know. Now we're going to the bar to have a good cry


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