Today, I'm taking in the Inaugration of Barack Obama on my couch by watching every network. This is history.

Gross! Newt Gingrich! I am so turning on CNN now.

11:06: The VIPs are arriving. CNN says this is the world's Inaugration. There's a Dan Quayle sighting. I wonder if he can spell Obama. Or does he spell it Obamae?

The best thing about this Inaugration is the fact that the Charlotte media can not beat us in the head about the snow! Yay! Back to CNN.

CNN is going to show a shot of the mall from space. They are going to show us TV viewers what it would look like if you were flying in space. In this economy, who can afford that?

11:11: I wish Soledad O'Brien would shut up. Anderson Cooper can shut up too. Thank you Wolf! Let's listen to the Color Guard. Everybody just sat down.

11:14: All of the former presidents are walking in. I must say, Jimmy Carter looks good for an old man. But the first Bush is hobbling along. Bill and Hillary Clinton just walked in.  They look as if they have been sucking on sour grapes. But, the crowd roared for the Clintons too.

11:18: Why does it sound like the Color Guard is playing music from Star Trek? They are announcing the former presidents now. I wonder how many of the kids in the crowd even know who Jimmy Carter is? George H. W. Bush just felt up a police officer. Maybe he thought his leg was a railing.

11:21: CNN just showed the moving vans taking GW's shit out! Now they are showing the entrance of Bill and Hill, people still love them. Here come the Bush twins.

11:24: The Obama girls and their grandmother are coming in. Sasha is a cute little girl. She looks like her dad and her older sister Malia looks just like her mom. The crowd loves them. The Mall is so crowded, I wouldn't want to be out there. So far, the Obama girls have gotten the biggest cheer.