Crazy in molestation?

So we all know that Jay-Z, aka Shawn Carter, and Beyonce Knowles, aka Sasha Fierce, are married now.

But do we really know how young Beyonce was when she started dating the rapper? Jay-Z is old as hell. If you remember Hawaiian Sophie then you know.

Big Jaz is probably somewhere crying. But he shouldn’t be — because Jay-Z is practically a child molester. Sure, Beyonce says that she was 18 when they started dating, but what do an 18 year old and a 32 year old have in common?

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I give up, because I don’t have a clue.

The last time Jay-Z was young was in 1989. But he still calls himself “Young Hova.” I guess Beyonce fell for it. But how could her parents? If Jay-Z was that lecherous old man from down the street, would Matthew and Tina had allowed this relationship to continue?