"I always wanted a son named Zamboni."

Governor Sarah Palin, who considers herself an "intellectual" in a new interview with People magazine about her life and hopes for daughter's shotgun wedding.

The thing that worries me about this quote? I don't think she's kidding. She would name her kid Zamboni given the chance. McCain would stop her because it sounds too "ethnic" and not part of the real America.

Palin also claims to be a "voracious reader" -- of what, we're not so sure. I guess she includes skimming the titles of the books she banned or burned as part of her reading list.