Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing. Are we surprised? The tabloids have been salivating over the tawdry details of this mess, stemming from the fallout of A-Rod's marriage to his wife over his wandering eye, which landed squarely on Madonna. It's no surprise that the icon most known for reinventing herself will be reinventing her personal life. Too bad she and Ritchie couldn't sort this out before the adoption. Whatever happens, I'm sure Madonna will come out on top — as usual.