Charlotte Observer Publisher Ann Caulkins announced today that more free DVDs are on the way!
Following the enthusiastic response to the paper's Sunday distribution of the DVD "Obsession: Radical Islam," Caulkins announced a new line-up of forthcoming DVDs: "We're thrilled to be able to bolster our pitiful financial condition by taking blood money from paranoids, fear-mongers, shit-stirrers, and historical ignoramuses. Building on our success and going forward with synergy toward our goals of a capitalized multimedia strategy, and all that kind of corporate blather, we're proud to announce our upcoming 'specialty DVDs' line-up."
Here is the list of the next four DVDs to look for in your Sunday Observer:
"Cannibal Culture: The True Story of Catholic 'Communion.'"
"Dark Meat: Black Men's Hunger for White Women"
"Pass Over This, Pal: The Jewish Plot to Take Your Money"
"Finger in the Dyke: Stop the Worldwide Lesbian Conspiracy!"