A 43-year-old Romanian father of five told doctors that he and his wife didn't want any more children. Their obvious solution was to start using protection, but the condoms his wife bought were a bit "roomy." Nicolae Popovici figured he would make the condoms fit by using Super Glue to glue the condom to his penis. After sex, the couple realized the condom was stuck and wouldn't come off. Luckily, the doctors were able to remove the condom from his penis. Read more.

Five kids? I kinda don't blame him. But here's an idea: STOP buying Magnum's, and START buying condoms that fit.