I get a ton of junk e-mail every day. (I'm sure you do, too.) And every day I laugh my ass off at the bizarre subject lines attached to some of the messages. So, in the interest in sharing, I thought I'd post some of the weirder ones I just received today. Check 'em out:

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Researchers have found a way to mimic the way plants store energy from the sun.

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You are nominated for a Bachelors

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Have wild nights of love back again to life.

Naked Madonna blows the press conference

Spongebob Denies Reports That Hes Gay

7 things to make your lover

Man wins appeal in bizarre gasoline suicide case

Special issue of news from Financial Times! Urgent Apocalyptic News Usama Ben Laden!

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Someone is thinking about you.

Karma sutra techniques for G-spots

How to make her your slave

Great solution to your intimate problems

Gay Men Perceive Each Other As Homophobic

Why is your love life such a disaster?