Braaiiins! Braaiiins!



As a vegetarian, I've always wondered: If in the unlikely event I ever became a zombie, would I hunger for brains or for tofu? Either way, this lawn sculpture beats a gnome or cowboy silhouette any day.


The most disturbing thing about the Zombie of Montclaire Moors Sculpture by artist Alan Dickinson is the description on the Design Toscano Web site:

"Not for the faint of heart, Dickinson’s life-sized, gray-toned zombie will claw his way out of your garden plot or family room corner, pleading for assistance with the most lifelike eyes you’ve ever seen." (Bolds mine)

Nothing says family time like the undead. And just think how cute he'll look at Christmas time with a Santa cap on!

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