What a sham. Christie and Peter. Guy and Madonna. Eddie and Tracey. Charlie and Denise. Heather and Paul. Pamela Anderson and whomever. The Hogans. Something is clearly in the water in the world of celebrity marriages. If I hear reports about one more celebrity marriage gone awry, I'll throw up. I mean, why should we care about them when they clearly do not care about each other. The public parading of private matters in front of the cameras speaks volumes about all involved. Too bad for the kids and for those of us who have to listen to this bellyaching endlessly.