Just wait until I release a secret book about this shitty administration



By George Bush

Oh, Scotty McClellan, we hardly knew ye. I mean that literally. I hardly knew you. I think my nickname for you was "Roundhead," or maybe "Bubbles." I knew you were the guy who had to go out in front of the press when I screwed things up, but there's a point at which the farmer has to forget the name of the fatted calf, if you know what I mean.

So I'm cool with your book, I guess. Karl's another matter entirely. To say that he was mad is an understatement. He said that he's going to rape you.

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