by Jeff Taylor
This month’s highlights feature mistaken identity, a personal political and commercial conflict, and pegging without the strap on.
Enjoy and remember, keep drinking, keep talking — especially if it is out of your ass — and I’ll keep jotting it down as to give you your 15 minutes of anonymous pseudo-fame.
Girl at Snug Harbor: “There’s the guy who came up from behind me and choked me!”
Guy who choked her: “Yeah, I’m sorry about that, I thought you were someone else — I thought you were my friend.”
Girl: “Your friend who likes to be choked?”
Guy: “Yeah, she’s around here somewhere. She’s cool.”
Same girl as above, at Snug Harbor, maybe an hour later, while humping her friend: “I’m going to put my pussy in his asshole!”
Guy getting humped: “She’s a top.”
Guy at Elizabeth Billiards: (Unintelligible question to bartender about Occupy Charlotte.)
Bartender: “What? Occupy Charlotte? We don’t want their broke asses in here. Although I do agree with them.”