The portrait of a perfect date ...

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enchanted rock

See exhibit A: a picture from my last date. I was feeling enchantment on Enchanted Rock.

Might I suggest taking a date hiking at the White Water Center, or for a boat ride on Lake Norman? Because a date day is even better than a date night.

As for the person on the other end of those hairy legs (the male's, that is) — that's a guy I actually met on tour with Tucker Max while visiting Walter Reed Army Medical Center. He was a patient, and now he's hiking. Miracles do happen — such as him recovering and me having a date.

And regarding those tennis shoes that resemble nurse shoes ... all I have to say is, don't go hiking in Reebox Easy Tones, unless you have a membership to Massage Envy — or in Charlotte, know Jen at Drift Spa. Or better yet, have a wounded soldier to heal your wounds. :wink:

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