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The SUITEst Bachelorette Party: I'll bring the penis-shaped straws

by Brittney Cason on September 15, 2011 at 1:27PM

On Friday night, Sept. 16, I'll be hosting the biggest bachelorette party ever at Suite. No, I'm not getting married ... but I am a genuine bachelorette.

Rabid Foxes running rampant in Lake Norman, or are they Cougars?

by Brittney Cason on September 14, 2011 at 3:03PM

The news reported that Cornelius Police responded to two incidents involving rabid foxes recently. Living in Cornelius myself, I couldn't help but wonder — did they mean cougars?

The handy man-friend

by Brittney Cason on August 2, 2011 at 9:30AM

Recently, I was helping my friend Jordan get all moved into her new apartment. We were moving furniture and spackling and sanding walls — home Improvements way beyond my “Tim the Toolman Taylor” skills.

Liar liar pants on fire

by Brittney Cason on July 25, 2011 at 12:16PM

Have your pants ever been on fire? ... tell the truth.

A booby trap

by Brittney Cason on July 21, 2011 at 12:07PM

"I am seriously considering getting a boob job. I am even saving up for one."

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The new law allowing gays to marry = your gay friends getting married before you

by Brittney Cason on July 15, 2011 at 12:02PM

In celebration of New York passing the bill that allows gays to marry, and get divorced, one of my sisters sent me the following card: Sisterly love.

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I hope they have good cell reception in hell

by Brittney Cason on July 6, 2011 at 9:00AM

Last weekend my sister busted me for texting during my cousin's wedding. What?

Are you the next Emily Maynard? The Bachelor auditions in Charlotte

by Brittney Cason on June 3, 2011 at 2:50PM

The LadyCats aren't the only ones holding auditions this month. ABC's The Bachelor is coming back to Charlotte to recruit their next Southern star.

The horniest place on Earth

by Brittney Cason on June 2, 2011 at 1:28PM

The most awkward sexual moment in my adult life took place in Disney World, right on Main Street, Magic Kingdom where I worked as a “cast-member” in the Walt Disney World College Program. I took a semester at Virginia Tech to study abroad, in the happiest place on Earth.

Are you a 'hot Southern mess'?

by Brittney Cason on May 23, 2011 at 2:32PM

"She'd rather wear a pair of cut-off jeans than a fancy evening dress. And with her windows rolled down and her hair blown all around, she's a hot Southern mess.

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Love, Brittney

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