The 'Ninth' Kama Sutra Wonder

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The eighth wonder of the world is mysterious enough, but the Ninth Kama Sutra Wonder is more than just a mystery, it is a gymnastics routine suitable for the Olympics.

The position begins with the woman arched backwards, holding herself in a perfect arc by only her hands and feet. The man is then instructed to step-in and offers his member to her open mouth.

While she is busy pleasuring his member, the man arches himself forward across her body, meeting her form exactly, and then attending to her yoni with an eager tongue.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

This position gets a 9 for form and a 7 for function.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?

Yes, she did indeed have a hard time keeping herself in the arched position for any real length of time. This is not exactly something that you can just jump into without prior experience.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?

No, we felt more like a cheerleading squad. Once you are in position, the motions are simple enough... just like eating a fudgesickle (or moon pie) upside down!

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:

My best recommendation for the guy is to get in there quick if you want to get any action. 9 times out of 10 you'll end up on the floor doing 69 by the third or fourth time she falls down.

How long did you last in the position?

5 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):

She didn't get too much enjoyment out of this position, she was in too much discomfort.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):

I didn't get too much enjoyment either. Probably the worst blowjob a man will ever receive, will be by a woman in discomfort!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

  • Man: Yes, I had no problems to speak of.
  • Woman: No, this position requires the woman to do this intermediate level yoga stance for at least 2 to 5 minutes to get-off even the average 'two-minute' man. But all you 30-second dudes will have it made!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?

This position is moderately intimate. After all, it is basically a glamorized 69. Although for most guys it will end up being more of a 34 and a half..

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

  • Man: No
  • Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?

This position is quite artistic and beautiful in form. It does make you feel sexy and youthful in the beginning, but that soon changes to out-of-shape and old when you figure out you really can't do it.

Did she reach orgasm? …No

Did he reach orgasm? ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?

Yes, this is a position that I have set in my mind to conquer. My partner does do yoga, but she is not quite at the level to hold the arch pose for long enough to do anything. With practice we hope to actually get a good session in we can tell our grandchildren about...

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:

If all else fails, drop down into 69... there is no shame in failing this game!


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