Dead Man's Blowjob

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Kind of like those old spaghetti westerns, the dead man's blowjob may seem a little corny, but damn they sure are good!The idea behind this technique is that pain intensifies pleasure. Just the same as ice, hot wax, whips, and gerbils with Vaseline and a toilet paper roll... well, maybe not that last one, but you get the point.

The man starts this position hanging freely using a grip position on a bar, a tree, ceiling fan, chandelier... whatever you've got handy swinging around. The woman then performs fellatio on him while he is in this compromising position.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

8.5... Yeah Baby!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? I sure hope not!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No, and she seemed to have no problem manipulating my sack and rod with me hanging.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Just don't fall on her at the point of orgasm...

How long did you last in the position? 10 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She didn't get much enjoyment out of it other than the knowledge that she made me a very happy man.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): This position feels freaking good. The combination was a fun role play for the guy who has had fantasies of being overtaken by forced sodomy. Even though I know this wasn't exactly the thought on her mind, I couldn't help but play my own story in my mind as she busied herself with her project.

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Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: It didn't feel too uncomfortable... and while I definitely couldn't relax during the “job”, afterwards I slept like a baby.

Woman: She commented that it was no more uncomfortable then any other blowjob... which I took as a good thing!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? I would say no, but on the other hand I would never tell my partner that, or I probably would not get the dead man again. The truth is, the Hanging Dead Man is a great position to imagine yourself receiving head play from someone other than your partner, so in a way, they end up doing all the work and receiving none of the credit!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No

Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? The position lends itself to mild bondage and could of course be brought up to intermediate with the proper tools and electronic/mechanical gadgets applied. The orgasm brought on by this was very intense and satisfying, although was not quite as satiating as other Kama Sutra positions. In other words, I was very horny as hell the next morning!

Did she reach orgasm? …No

Did he reach orgasm? ...Did I ever!

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? No, it usually takes me forever to orgasm with oral stimulation, but this technique brought me near the point of no return several times.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, I think this is a very pleasurable position with an intense orgasm for payback. It is an easy way to put a little S&M in a relationship, while passing it off as just a new Kama Sutra position you'd like to try. I wonder how this position would fair with the roles reversed... hmmm, might have to try that.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Tell your partner to work that prostate... it feels just as good hanging as it does when you are laying around.


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