The '70'

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We've all heard of 69', but if you really want to test your physical skill you should try 70'. This is the ultimate in mutual satisfying oral sex. The man is instructed to begin this position while on his knees. This will make it easier for the woman, as she must begin with her legs wrapped around his neck, facing upwards towards the ceiling. Once this position is reached, the man carefully stands up, balancing her while she is swinging upside down.The man now bends his knees slowly until she can reach the floor and support part of her own body weight. She is then instructed to arch her back, extending her neck back until she is able to place his manhood inter her mouth. The man is then instructed to place the womans genitalia into his own mouth, which should be conveniently in front of him. She will need both strength and dexterity to complete this position, while the man will need only the strength.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

8.5... this position would be sweet were it possible to do!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Yes, I wish I could say that we were successful at reaching this position, but alas, we were not!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No, I felt more like a Arnold Schwarzenegger on his honeymoon, and we never did get any real oral slurping going, just a few licks here and there.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Unless you partner is able to do a handspring onto your shoulders, you are going to have to start this one on the floor and bring it up to a standing position in stages. If you haven't lifted weights in awhile, you may want to have a tube of Preparation H handy for the next day.

How long did you last in the position? Fifteen minutes of trying to get into position... but it is actually quite fun.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She had fun. Perhaps not much sexual oriented fun, but fun none-the-less

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): It was a turn on...

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: No and No!

Woman: Ditto!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? Hell yes, this position allows sexual partners to hone their communicating skills and work together as a team. You end up laughing a lot during the trials and errors, so even if you don't ever make it into the position, you still have fun and come (I said come, not cum) away as a stronger couple!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: No, and the Preparation H was not needed

Woman: No.

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? This position is a bit daunting at first, but if you find a safe and forgiving area, such as plush carpeting or mattress on the floor, you can actually get into the challenge and make some headway. It is not a very sexual satisfying position to begin with, but if both your mouths actual reached their destination, I think it would become so.

Did she reach orgasm? …No

Did he reach orgasm? ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes... We have made it a personal challenge as a couple to actually achieve this position one day and “work it” for at least one minute without dropping down.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Don't expect to conquer this position the first time you try. This is probably one of the most advanced Kama Sutra challenges you will ever have to deal with, so even if you get a few licks in, you're doing better than most!

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