The Showoff



Okay, so maybe this wasn't exactly one of the staple positions in the authentic Kama Sutra writings, but if your looking for something different, this position at least has that going for it.

The position begins with the man seated on a chair twisted to the side so that he is resting on one butt check or hip. He then spreads his legs spread in a scissor-like fashion. The woman then comes in and straddled the lower leg, while he then wraps his other leg around her waist.

So in other words, if he is positioned on his right hip, she should be straddling his right leg. He should then be using his left leg to wraps it around the left side of her waist or hip. If you angle the manhood just right, you can actually achieve penetration this way.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?  

6... this is one of those positions that is most fun just to see if you can actually do it!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Yes, there is a lot going on here. Even if you didn't try to achieve penetration it might still take you a few moments to get into this position.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  Yes, this position very much has a pretzel feel to it. Either that or a human sex-torture puzzle.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  There is no better way than having her back her caboose right out of your clenches. If the guy moves around too much, he's risking falling out of the chair, which would look very uncool!

How long did you last in the position?  Three to five minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She didn't think that it was very sexy and therefore didn't turn her on.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  I am in agreement with her... not sexy. At least not at the first attempt.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man:  It does a number on your hip; not to mention that your lower leg may fall asleep.

Woman:  She wasn't all that uncomfortable, but that's because I was doing most of the contorting.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No... this position is just too weird to actually be considered intimate. Perhaps in the way that it puts the man in a very compromising position it could be considered intimate. And I am speaking of that trustful intimacy where you hope that your partner doesn't have a camera hidden somewhere. This is probably not something you would want to discover yourself on the Internet doing.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man:  My hip had a bit of bruising, but we were on a wooden chair. Use a cushion!

Woman:  Nope, she was as good as new!

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  What this position lacks in sexiness, it gains by way of its challenge. This is a fairly difficult position to achieve and if it is executed right, you will feel rather proud. The problem is, once you're there you can't think of many options other than grinding, which is only fun for so long.

Did she reach orgasm?  …No

Did he reach orgasm?  ...No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes... I think this is one of those that could improve with skill. It is slightly a female domineering position, which can be a turn on for some guys. I personally don't mind this kind of sex position as long as there is a touch of machismo involved, and this one definitely has its possibilities.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Use a cushion and don't give up after the first try. I think you need to get those training wheels off before you can actually get to having some fun. What this actually means, I don't know. I am still only categorized as a grasshopper when it comes of this position.

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