The Stag

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Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Stag

The basic maneuver of the Kama Sutra positions known as “stag,” involve rear entry. In this particular version, the man penetrates his partner from the rear. The catch is that he must lift her off the ground and then proceeds to lift her up and down upon his manhood. The man may choose between grabbing either her thighs or buttocks to successfully complete this motion.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?

It's quirky, it's unique, it's fun, it's a seven!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Yes... men other than He-man, the Hulk, Mighty Mouse, the Bionic Man, and Pee Wee Herman may need a hand at getting their woman up off the ground. Pee Wee of course does not even need a woman (baddum bum).

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No pretzel. The motion can be a bit tricky at first.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Near the end of this adventure I realized how much easier this position is when the woman is doing so much as grabbing the corner of a wall. Unless your woman is a 110-pound Victoria Secret model, or midget from the circus, she is going to eventually get a little heavy to swing around on your schlong (or shlort - whichever the case may be.).

How long did you last in the position?

Five, maybe ten minutes depending on whether you count the trials and errors.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She thought it was “okay”.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I thought it had some potential although I lacked the finesse to properly execute it to its fullest enjoyment potential.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

Man: This was in no way comfortable and relaxing and in fact you should prepare to be in for a world of discomfort and pain mixed in with the pleasure.

Woman: She has it made... it is basically a little horsey ride with a “bonus” package.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? This move has a tinge of intimacy attached to its seductive, manly motion and intention. The problem is once the flight or fight response kicks in from the exertion, all intimacy goes out the door and is replaced by the man just wanting to “get off” before she falls off!

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

Man: Yes, a slight overall burn throughout the body.

Woman: Nope...

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? This position was a combination of the best sex I'd ever had and the worst masturbation. It felt good and was a definite turn on, but there is very little control I had over my orgasm... it seemed to be guaranteed to either be too soon or not soon enough before the fat lady sang.

Did she reach orgasm? …No, she did not have enough time to pre-heat the oven.

Did he reach orgasm? Yes... I was the only one in this venture.

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? There is no “usual” when it comes to a move such as this. Be thankful for even getting her off the ground and a few good strokes in.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Does a Bear screw in the woods? Hell yes, I would perform this position again. It is the kind of motion that makes a man feel like a man and a woman feel like an overinflated sex doll!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Practice makes perfect. The more you do this position the better you will get at it and the more control you both will have over giving each other pleasure... amen!