The Ass (Gardabha)



Name of Kama Sutra Position:  The Ass (Gardabha)

Position: With the woman's feet set  well-apart on the ground, she bends, placing a hand upon or around each thigh. The man then takes her from the rear and does what could only naturally come next! A heap of pumping and grinding.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?  This position has a good solid 8 rating. I would give it more, but it is not particularly one of Kama Sutra's more technically well thought out positions... but then again, sometimes the simplest things are the most enjoyable..

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  I am fortunate to have a flexible partner who is able to bend over far enough to get the full effect of this move. If you have a less flexible one, I suspect this would turn into a standard “dog”, but actually there would be no complaints there either!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  She felt a little pretzel like... but any guy that can't grab hold of an ass and pump it, should probably give up sex completely anyway.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  I would surely hope you would not need this... and if you do—see answer to question above!

How long did you last in the position?  10 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  Yes, she seemed to be enjoying it!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Oh hell yes. - I love the Ass...both figuratively and literally.

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man:  Absolutely comfortable

Woman:  Yes, it was basically comfortable, but she complained a bit about the head rush.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No, most definitely not. If you do this position right, all the guy will be intimately involved with is an ass... and the woman a pair of swinging balls (or ball, depending on your situation).

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man:  Nope

Woman:  No she wasn't

Did she reach orgasm?  Yes she did

Did he reach orgasm?  Yes I did

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, our session was actually cut short due to an overly excited state by yours truly.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Oh yeah!!!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: I say a parking lot, miniskirt, and pumps (I'm talking about the ones on the feet) would heighten the experience for those with a streak of exhibitionism. It is just too bad it is illegal in every state in the United States... so that means that back alleys, dark corners of the club, parks, train station restrooms, tree houses, pontoon boats and department store fitting rooms would be out of the question, too (wink, wink).

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