Name of Kama Sutra Position: Side Dishes (Pressing, Churning, The Boar’s Blow and Sparrow Sport)
Position: Contrary to what these names imply, nobody should get hurt in either of these positions. They should be considered exclamation points during sex play. They could be used to wake your partner up if they have fallen asleep, but more likely they should be used to bring a personal touch, unspoken yearning and sexual desire to your normal sex routine.
Pressing is considered the motion where the man holds his penis in his partner while pressing deep inside her for several seconds.
Churning is when the man grasps his penis and circles it around his partner’s vagina as if he is making butter… well, in a sense he is!
The Boar’s Blow is not when the women hits her lover over the head for being such a bore in bed, but rather where the man aims his penis towards one particular wall of the woman’s vagina, giving her constant pressure in that area. If that area happens to be where the G-spot is located, he shall be blessed by a thousand blow jobs of thank yous.
Sparrow Sport is a Kama Sutra Term that refers to the quivering of the penis during orgasm inside of the vagina. Legend has it, that woman should be able to feel this, be turned on by it and have an orgasm at the same time.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? I would give these separate techniques a 6. They are actually nice additions if you already have a good groove going on, but they will certainly not make-up for bad sex in any way.
Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Anyone should be able to accomplish these moves.
Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No pretzel feeling.
Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: N/A
How long did you last in the position? Each move was entertaining for about 30 seconds to a minute. These are exclamations you have to remember and should be used in between the other Kama Sutra positions that you are circulating through.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): Yes, I am a definite fan of these.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): Yes, she liked them too…
Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Absolutely comfortable
Woman: Probably could have fallen asleep hadn’t I been so busy pressing and churning… blowing and quivering!
Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? These short position excerpts are absolutely intimate. I would not recommend going into a series of these moves with a one night stand unless you’re at least on a first letter of their I.M. name basis and think you might want a sequel to the evening’s events. These moves give sense to an ownership towards the woman and a potential relationship, so caution should be taken not to give her the wrong idea. It is funny to re-read what I have just written about whirling your penis around in the air, but there is some truth here.
Are you achy or sore after the fact?
What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? These positions felt like I was giving a sort of sign language expression to my partner on how turned on I was and that I was “in-control” of that sexual moment. Women tend to like it when a man takes control and these little exclamation points do it with some nice pizzazz!
Did she reach orgasm? Yes, we actually had an orgasm together during the Sparrow… proving that it works (at least some of the time!)
Did he reach orgasm? Yes
Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? We were right on schedule.
Would you do this position again (why or why not)? I would absolutely do these moves again and there is actually plenty more from where these came from, so stay tuned!
Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Use them as a surprise every now and then… too much gets kind of old and loses its shock value.