Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Thunderbolt
Getting into the position: This motion is accomplished by the man seizing the feet of his woman and lifting them high into the air like a wheel barrow. When her yoni is within range of his manhood, he can proceed to enjoy the girl with his aggressive strokes of passion.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
This position is a 3.
Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
It is the size of your partner and overall strength that is going to make or break you here. Lifting your partnerÕs legs high in the air like you were tipping a manure filled wheel barrow (or lead filled, depending on the situation) seems like it would be an easy task until youÕve tried it.
Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
Might I interest you in a pulley system of some sorts to keep her legs upright? Albeit this might then appear to be more of a position of torture than a position of love, but some are into that sort of thing É
How long did you last in the position?
My partner is by no means big or heavy and I still could only keep her in position for about three minutes.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She thought that it wasnÕt too bad.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): CouldnÕt really think of anything other than the pain.
Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Oh yes, rather, I could have fallen asleep if I wasnÕt dead lifting a torso over my head and attempting to maintain an erection at the same time.
Woman: Quite comfortable she would say.
Would you consider this to be an intimate position (why or why not)?
OK at the time I would have said, ÒNo way!Ó But now that I have settled down a bit, I can see the intimate possibilities, although I only experienced the painful sides of them.
Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: The heck with dumbbells! A pair of sexy legs lifted over the head will really get those shoulders pumped.
What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?
I felt like I was trying to have sex with an obese midget of which I had a rope tied around and I was attempting to lift her high enough to get my "dog" in her "bun." Sounds kinky, until youÕve actually done it.
Did she reach orgasm? No
Did he reach orgasm? No
Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A
Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Being a glutton for punishment, I would like to ÒtryÓ this position again. Perhaps every Monday, Wednesday and Friday for an hour; followed by plenty of carbohydrates and protein and a full days rest. Mr. Olympia, here I come!
Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable?
Update: ItÕs true that a spoon full of sugar really does make the medicine go down. Or in my case a pulley and rope tied to her feet really does make those legs rather easy to lift É and the visual fantasy with such a contraption is not too shabby either!