"Well, I guess there's always cannibalism. They could do it in kind of a Survivor format and call it Bite Me."
"I heard they've already started filming one named Honeymoon Lodge up in the small town of Cousin Hump, West Virginia."
"Hmm, let's see. . . you know, other than maybe one called Bust A Cap In The Crack Ho, I can't really think of anything."
Eloise J. Webster
"They could make a new version of a show I watched when I was a girl, Fury. I always wondered about that tag line, "the story of a horse and the boy who loved him.'"