"I don't believe it should be allowed, period. Also, no teaching of evolution, no microwaves, and none of this "the world is round' bullshit, either."
"This is a trick, right? You're just trying to get me to say I'm gay, right? You media jerks really make me sick."
"I'm not keen on the nudity but, realistically, how can you expect to put on a decent play without any homosexuals?!"
"Naked men on stage? Like my grandson says, "I'm all over it, dawg.'"