"Some people made fun of it, but I thought it was great. I mean, what else was going on in the world that would need to be on the front page?"
"Overall, it was OK, but I was hoping for a big special section like they do for Race Week with a guide to the lake - you know, how to avoid the polluted parts, things like that."
"Well, when I realized they weren't going to catch the Loch Wylie monster or something cool like that, I kind of like, lost interest."
"Don't get me started."