"I imagine they'll probably invade some country that'll be easier to get under control than Iraq has been. Maybe Paraguay. Or Luxembourg."
"I'm getting tired of those buzzcuts and the camo-looking uniforms. I say it's time for a visit from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
Daycare Center Operator
"For one thing, a lot fewer veterans' benefits than my Charlie got for fighting in Korea."
Mutual Fund Accountant
"Is it just me, or does anyone else remember Osama bin Laden?"