Middle School Teacher
"Why not? The last time I looked, abortion was still legal in America. Unless the mother's a terrorist, of course."
"I think that's a great idea. Since hospitals have beds and everything, that's probably a pretty comfortable place to do it. Plus, they have doctors."
"No! Anybody who'd think about harming one of those little lizard-looking embryos needs to be horsewhipped -- and I'm just the woman to do it."
"No, all women should be forced to have babies. And then Bill James should be forced to adopt all of them since he's so damned jacked up about the whole thing."