"First of all, I'm not convinced that SpongeBob is gay, but I'd bet a week's salary that Velma on Scooby-Do was a major dyke."
"To tell the truth, I've always wondered about Yogi Bear's sidekick Booboo. They seemed awfully close to be just friends.' Same thing for Baba Looey and Quickdraw McGraw."
"Well, it's pretty obvious that Snagglepuss was gay; I mean he was like the cartoon Liberace or something."
Sarah B. Williams
"Barney Rubble. You can't tell me that a fox like Betty would go for him; their marriage was a cover-up."