"All the grief over the death of 1,500 young Americans and thousands more maimed for life, a drained national treasury, and a ruined reputation around the world are small prices to pay for the freedom of people we called rag-heads just two years ago."
"Hell, no! The price of gas is still going up."
"Well, if not, they could always make money by laminating and selling those millions of rose petals thrown at our soldiers feet by the Iraqis."
Real Estate Agent
"Umm . . . wasn't this thing supposed to be over, like, really quick?"