"Good question -- is this for the Observer's front page?"
Sarah J. Webster
"People are being tortured all over the news and you're asking folks about big-mouthed, no-talent white chicks? Get out of here."
Home Gutter Technician
"I guess Britney, but I tell you I think is really hot -- that tall, goofy woman from Third Rock From the Sun. What was her name?"
Consignment Shop Owner
"Does the fact that I'm wearing official Britney Spears thong underwear answer your dumbass question?"