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STOCK CAR DRIVER KURT BUSCH CANNED FOR SUSPICION OF DRIVING DRUNK ON THE HIGHWAY

Hey, he was just emulating NASCAR fans who do the same thing by the thousands after every big race.

LAS VEGAS MAYOR SAYS GRAFFITI ARTISTS SHOULD HAVE THEIR THUMBS CUT OFF AND OTHER YOUNG TROUBLEMAKERS SHOULD BE CANED

After public uproar, the mayor has promised to switch to decaf.

SPEAKING OF TROUBLEMAKERS, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE IS BEING COURTED BY FORMER SEX PISTOLS FRONTMAN JOHNNY ROTTEN TO PLAY HIM IN UPCOMING BIOPIC

Bollocks! Talk about wardrobe malfunctions.

PARIS HILTON SUBPOENAED IN "GIRLS GONE WILD" BURGLARY TRIAL

Next internet video: Here Comes the Judge.

MCCRORY TO PRESSURE STATE FOR MORE MONEY FOR PROSECUTORS AND COURTS

Guess he finally caught up on reading Tara Servatius' columns.

HEADLINE OF THE WEEK:

Who Would Jesus Torture? -- Sojourners magazine.

US SENATE COMMITTEE SPENDS ENTIRE DAY DISCUSSING MASTURBATION

Finally, a subject they know something about.

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