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The Second Annual List Issue

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2. Caul (fatty substance found in many mammals)

3. Guan (type of bird)

4. Jinn (supernatural creature)

5. Lek (gathering place for animals)

6. Quean (prostitute)

7. Taw (to shoot a marble)

8. Wye (Y-shaped object)

9. Xu (former South Vietnamese currency)

10. Zoea (form of plankton)

-- Matt Brunson

Weirdest Bull Names (From Professional Bull Riding Association):
Werewolf Snuff

Freckles

Satan's Own

Johnny Rotten

Goat

Smokin' Smurf

Hillside Strangler

Blender Head

Kid Rock

Muddy Waters

Boobie Dance

Love Shack

Q Ball Dip

Mr Biscuit

White Out

Freak on a Leash

Stevie Weevie

Baby Huey

Dr Evil

Gorbachev

Hurts So Good

Mr. GQ

Pokie

Puddle of Mud

Suicide King

Who's yer Daddy

Wally World

Black Sabbath

Whistle Britches

-- John Grooms, with thanks to the LA Weekly for the idea.

Things That Should Make a Comeback:
1. Clear Pepsi

2. Public hangings

3. Hand-written letters

4. Carbohydrates

5. Bartering

-- Lindsey Grossman

Heads Up:
Deadhead, spreadhead, linthead, phishhead, crackhead, knucklehead, blockhead, blackhead, airhead, tow head, redhead, hothead, pot head, meathead, knot head, shit head, dick head, butthead, fuck head, acid head, cheesehead, hammerhead, masthead, hardhead, arrowhead, spearhead, jughead, letterhead.

-- Lindsey Grossman and Kyle Lee