Theater/Dance/Performance Art, Comedy

The Complete History of America (Abridged)

When: Tue., Oct. 23, Every 4 days, 7:30 p.m., Fri., Nov. 16, 7:30 p.m. and Sat., Nov. 17, 7:30 p.m. 2012

600 Years of History in 6000 Seconds… History Will Never Be The Same! The Complete History of America (abridged) is a ninety minute rollercoaster ride through the glorious quagmire that is American History, reminding us that it’s not the length of your history that matters – it’s what you’ve done with it! Enjoy a night of intellectual vaudeville as our performers tackle such controversial questions as: Who really discovered America? Why did Abe Lincoln free the slaves? How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Sponsored by the Salisbury-Rowan County Tourism Authority

Price: $10